Our Royal Launch is here ━ celebrate with 10% off all purchases, for a limited time.
Our Royal Launch is here ━ celebrate with 10% off all purchases, for a limited time.
We’re not here to whisper about wellness. We’re here to burn down the toxic paper empire. Throne Bamboo builds fierce, clean, bamboo essentials for households done playing nice with toxins. No forever chemicals. No tree carnage. This is wellness with a war cry.
Our journey with bamboo started two decades ago, long before the industry caught on. We obsessed, tested, and made factories question their life choices – then we unleashed a product that wipes the floor (and a few other places) with the rest. From our custom bamboo blend to our non-toxic glue process and oversized sheets, every decision we make says one thing loud and clear:
We don’t do basic. We don’t copy the competition. We make the kind of paper that earns a standing ovation—before and after the flush.
Bamboo isn’t just better - it’s nature’s overachiever.
It grows faster, uses less water, and regenerates like a beast. Ours is 100% FSC-certified and sourced from places where it actually belongs.
It’s naturally hypoallergenic, anti-fungal, anti-bacterial, and built to perform in every room of your castle. Soft enough for the crown jewels. Strong enough to dominate any mess.
Other brands take a week to make a batch. We do it in a day. Specialized machinery. Precision engineering. Zero excuses.
That means tighter quality control, fresher products, and no waiting around for the royal goods. We’re not here to keep pace - we’re here to lap the industry and wave on the way by.
Most bamboo brands are slapping rough paper together like it’s arts and crafts hour. Not us. We custom-engineered a soft-as-sin bamboo blend and bonded it with a starch-based, chemical-free glue that makes our paper stronger and smoother than your ex’s apology texts.
Call it luxury. Call it innovation. Just don’t call it average.
Our sheets are 6 inches long.
Go ahead, measure yours - we’ll wait.
That’s 50% longer than most tree paper, which means less waste, fewer folds, and more time ruling from your throne.
Our crown-and-dot embossing isn’t just sexy - it’s scientifically designed for grip and glide.
No tearing. No delaminating.
Just paper engineered to please.
While others settled for 1- or 2-ply, we created three plies of royal fury. Our Queen-Sized Rolls laugh in the face of sticky fingers, kitchen carnage, grill grime, and whatever else life throws your way. They don’t crumble. They conquer.
We don’t just make fast paper - we make smart paper.
Our high-density bamboo fibers soak up faster, scrub harder, and wipe better - all while keeping a durable, cloth-like feel. No crumbling. No weak spots. Definitely no mid-swipe breakdowns.
That’s what we call performance-grade paper.
