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The Royal Bundle

All Hail the Heavyweights

The Royal Bundle brings you Throne Bamboo toilet paper and paper towels in one knockout package. Toxin-free, tree-free, and built like royalty—king-sized sheets for your throne, queen-level strength for your counters. No forever chemicals, no compromises, no mercy for peasant paper.

Choose the right option for you:

CLEAN PAPER< ALWAYS

50% longer than the regular sheet.

FSC® CERTIFIED

Sustainability sourced bamboo fibers.

3-PLY AND TREE FREE

Made from renewable bamboo.

BPA-FREE & HYPOALLERGENIC

Safe for everyone in the family.

John S.
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100% BAMBOO PAPER TOWEL

Bow Down to Bamboo

Bamboo doesn’t just grow fast – it outpaces trees like they’re standing still. It regenerates, heals the soil, and cranks out 35% more oxygen without a single drop of pesticide.
This is the cleanest, greenest, baddest plant on the planet—and we turned it into paper that shreds the competition.

Tree paper? Slow. Toxic. Dethroned.

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Together, we’re championing
wellness for your family
and the planet. 

When you know better, the little things don’t feel so little anymore.
Because what you touch every day shapes the health of everyone you love.

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