Make 2026 the Year You Ditch the Peasant Paper — Stock Up Now for 20% Off Sitewide
Make 2026 the Year You Ditch the Peasant Paper — Stock Up Now for 20% Off Sitewide
Long Live the King.
Bow before the 3-ply, king-sized crown jewel of clean. Each sheet is 50% longer than peasant paper—so you use less, waste nothing, and wipe like you own the damn kingdom.
Made from 100% FSC®-certified bamboo and bonded with a chemical-free starch base, this roll is soft enough for royal comfort, strong enough for a full conquest, and safe enough to keep toxins far from your… well, you know.
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Sustainability sourced bamboo fibers.
Made from renewable bamboo.
50% longer than the regular sheet.
Safe for everyone in the family.
Bamboo doesn’t just grow fast – it outpaces trees like they’re standing still. It regenerates, heals the soil, and cranks out 35% more oxygen without a single drop of pesticide.
This is the cleanest, greenest, baddest plant on the planet—and we turned it into paper that shreds the competition.
Tree paper? Slow. Toxic. Dethroned.
When you know better, the little things don’t feel so little anymore.
Because what you touch every day shapes the health of everyone you love.
Sultan Ghahtani (verified owner) –
Love the feel and the quality. With a household full of 2 daughters and a wife, toilet paper quality is a must.
Suz –
This is SO MUCH softer than any other bamboo toilet paper I’ve tried!
Rodney Q. –
Here is a very honest family review of the toilet paper….from the ladies in my family. 1st impressions was a NOPE! They said it wasn’t soft enough, they are used to the super soft tree stuff. However….they kept using it and after the original “shock” of it not seeming like its as soft as the charmin stuff, they now say its just as good and more durable so it does the job better. Total about face after about 2 weeks of use. So the moral of the story, give it a chance, it will win you over.