Our Royal Launch is here ━ celebrate with 10% off all purchases, for a limited time.
Our Royal Launch is here ━ celebrate with 10% off all purchases, for a limited time.
Long Live the King.
Bow before the 3-ply, king-sized crown jewel of clean. Each sheet is 50% longer than peasant paper—so you use less, waste nothing, and wipe like you own the damn kingdom.
Made from 100% FSC®-certified bamboo and bonded with a chemical-free starch base, this roll is soft enough for royal comfort, strong enough for a full conquest, and safe enough to keep toxins far from your… well, you know.
Choose the right option for you:
Price range: $34.99 through $51.99 - or subscribe
Sustainability sourced bamboo fibers.
Made from renewable bamboo.
50% longer than the regular sheet.
Safe for everyone in the family.
Bamboo doesn’t just grow fast – it outpaces trees like they’re standing still. It regenerates, heals the soil, and cranks out 35% more oxygen without a single drop of pesticide.
This is the cleanest, greenest, baddest plant on the planet—and we turned it into paper that shreds the competition.
Tree paper? Slow. Toxic. Dethroned.
When you know better, the little things don’t feel so little anymore.
Because what you touch every day shapes the health of everyone you love.
Sultan Ghahtani (verified owner) –
Love the feel and the quality. With a household full of 2 daughters and a wife, toilet paper quality is a must.