Most paper products are made to run out fast. Throne Bamboo is built differently—with stronger 3-ply bamboo sheets, longer rolls, and third-party testing for septic safety and the absence of forever chemicals. Better performance. Less waste. Better paper for everyday life.
TREE FREE TOILET PAPER - FREE FROM PFAS AND BLEACH.
This isn’t just about saving the planet. It’s about saving your royal rear from hormone-wrecking, rash-inducing, cancer-questionable garbage.
No Toxins, No Treeson
Your bathroom shouldn’t be a biohazard. Ours is free from PFAS, BPA, phthalates, and all the other acronymed atrocities. We don’t do poison peasant paper.
Chlorine is for Pools Not Paper
Our rolls are Elemental Chlorine Free - no harsh stuff, no toxic dioxins. We use hydrogen peroxide for color because it breaks down into oxygen and water, not a chemical cocktail fit for a dungeon.
No Inks. No Dyes. No Bullsh*t.
Nothing hiding in the fibers. Our paper and cores are 100% bamboo, and our wrapper ink is water-based, SGS-certified, and made from organic pigments.
Plastic-Free Packaging Fit for Royalty
Wrapped like a gift from the gods—without the planet-punching plastic. Just 100% recyclable, and ridiculously good-looking.
FSC Certified
Our bamboo is grown where it’s supposed to be grown. No rainforests harmed. No shady sourcing. Just clean, green stalks of power.
SAFE TOILET PAPER FOR FAMILIES WHO CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY USE.
We’re here to overthrow the chemical regime hiding in your household staples. This isn’t just a better wipe—it’s a full-blown uprising. One roll at a time, we’re saving your family’s skin, your sex hormones, and maybe a few trees along the way. Join the revolution. Or keep wiping like it’s 1492.